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Monday, 11 October 2010

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(Skanksville, California) - Meretrix "Meg" Whitmann, the prostitute, has demanded a public apology for the slanderous use of her name in the midst of a heated race for California Governor between Democrat Jerry Brown and Republican Meg Whiteman.

"I am proud to be a whore," emphasized Ms. Whitmann during a phone interview. "It's an insult to have my good name dragged into this muck."

The future potential governor, who led a well-known online auction and shopping website for ten years, denies any wrongdoing. "I meant no disrespect to Trixie, as I like to call her. She reminds me of a younger version of myself. I just want the record to clearly show that I myself am not currently a whore -- unless you count the numerous large companies that I continue to service."

When reached for comment, Mr. Brown was drowned out by his wife, Anne Gust Brown, who could be heard in the background yelling about "someone's mother wearing combat boots"...

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