As the weather turns cooler and the leaves begin to change, the Center for Disease Control is getting progressively more concerned about the Bieber Fever.
"What we're seeing is potential pandemic situation just as the flu season is approaching," said an egg headed lab researcher for some piece of shit pharmaceutical company. "We are working around the clock on vaccine production, but the virus keeps morphing into stronger forms which make the previous vaccine useless."
Government officials strongly urge people to use caution when using the radio and downloading music off the internet.
You may remember a similar fever in the early 90's known as NKOTB, which was responsible for numerous broken hearts.