Local Progressive Group Gets A Mouthful!

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Thursday, 19 August 2010

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The liberal activist group, Progressive Democrats of America (PDA), got more than they bargained for after challenging the local "Teabagging Right-Wing-Nuts (RWNs)" to a contest.

PDA threw down the gauntlet on Monday and challenged the local TEA Party to a contest. They offered the baggers the option to pick the theme and the Teabaggers chose to have a good old-fashioned drinking contest.

The throw-down began at noon at Dirty Dick's Saloon on 5th Ave. After two beers, all of the Progressives were passed out. To celebrate their victory, the Teabaggers gave the liberals an "old-school" lesson on Teabagging, where each of the unconscious liberals were given a taste of each of the Teabaggers.

Seth Myers, PDA spokesperson, immediately demanded a rematch and insisted that the Teabaggers change their name to the Fudge-packers.

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