Red Hot Sex After Going Green!

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Monday, 7 June 2010

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Yes it's possible according to Sexpert Jamie Lynn Stevenson of "Mother Of All Orgasms!", an organization that is earth friendly while not becoming negative.

How?

For one thing, you can go completely nude all day long until company comes over. Unexpected company like salesmen? There is no better way to stop a salesperson in their tracks than to open the door while naked, especially if it's a member of the same sex.

Holes in the earth is another way. Nothing like getting down and getting dirty with Mother earth. If you're a female, experiment with different plants. They're probably smarter than the guy you've been dating!

Use hand cranked sex toys or use a recharable battery. Cranking can add a special touch to it all.

Playing a game like good old organ tag. You and hubby can take turns being IT!

"A Run Through The Forest!" No, not naked as you could get some very bad rashes plus there are deer ticks that can get into some very sensitive and embarrassing cleavages.

Just go for a walk through the woods and pick up anything that looks like fun. For example, a turkey feather. Nothing like a wild turkey feather to lead you to lots of Green Fun!

Gooble! Gooble!

This is Sexpert Jamie Lynn Stevenson.

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