The Reverend George Rekers today vehemently denied that he had sex with a Rentboy.
"I did NOT have sexual relations with that boy," declared Rikers.
A reporter from the AP turned to a colleague and was heard to say, "Does that sound kind of familiar to you?"
"Naw," said his colleague, "We'll just have to see what Lucien (rentboy) has to say about never throwing away his good teal blue sport shirt."
The Reverend Rikers told the press he had always ministered to the poor, the afflicted, and the sinners.
"Frankly, I prefer the latter," he said. "As a founder of the Family Research Council, I have always been concerned with our young people. I have tried to touch their hearts and minds and, well, if a few genitalia got in the way, so who's counting?"
Lucien is talking to the press and states, "I hope the Family Research Council invites me to speak at their next meeting. I can't wait to tell them about Georgie's hands-on ministry. To tell you the truth, I thought I was the one trying to raise something from the dead!"
