NY. NY.: Shawn Hannity's head was used today as a battering ram to save the life of a trapped fox employee who apparently locked himself in the buildings walk in freezer.
He was called to the kitchen after witnesses herd a man yelling from within the freezer. They first tried a crow bar than a jack hammer to pry open the door to no avail. They then decided unanimously that Hannity's head was the closest thing to concrete in the building they could find to break open the lock .
One of his staff was quoted as saying "I know that thing has to be as dense as led."
Like the super hero he thinks he is, he responded to the call in a timely fashion. He than used his enormous head to crack open the lock within seconds of his arrival.
Surprisingly he has sustained only minor head injuries and is doing fine.
Tonight on "Hannity" he will award himself his own "Great American patriot award for bravery in the line of duty."