"Chilly" Lesbians don't get the cold shoulder and are human after all!

Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 7 April 2010

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"CHILLY" Lesbians prove they are human after all, but still hate DICK, WHO?

A pair of "Chilly" lesbians have overturned a court order and shown the world that they are human after all!

The court ruling initially disagreed with this fact and the Lesbo's had their children taken away because it was CHILLY.

After appealing to America's Court of Human Justice they have now received their children back and "Chilly" got a slap on the wrists.

This had nothing whatsoever to do with "Chilly" politics and cold shoulders towards Gays, Lesbians and others with slightly deviant sexual preferences including kinky, bondage Sado's, Dominatrix's, Paedo-Catholic priests, etc.

No, just plain simple ol ex-hetro's, turned lesbians, had children and now want them to grow up in a normal environment, quite acceptable these days, actually!

The "Chilly" lesbians are now reunited with their kiddies, the world has now warmed to "Chilly" lesbians and the only bastion of pure, straight sexual behaviour, Muslim states, are too busy locking them up in prisons, chopping off their hands and dicks before they notice that there might be a GAY or LESBIAN amongst them, Allah behold!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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