HUNTINGTON, WV (ABSNN) -- Sometimes funnyman, Andy Dick was arrested in this western West Virginia university town yesterday after kissing three men -- one a bouncer, and one a Huntington Police Officer.
"This dick guy is a real Dickhead," said the arresting officer whose name was not released because he has to work in this town.
"We don't put up with that kind of shit here in West Virginia," said a Marshall University coed while changing the batteries in her dildo while sitting at the bar of the Elbow Room where Dick was arrested.
"Dick will have to appear in court in the very near future -- if, that is, he is not shot outright for reentering the state," said a Cabell County Deputy Sheriff.
