According to an insider, an aide, at the U.S Senate and confirmed by that of another aide, this one in the House of Representatives, two very small secret cameras were set up over the urinals there and the results being passed around have shocked many of them.
"Schwarzenegger, the California Governor, was visiting and I'll call the aide "Charles", got him good on the camera and is he disappointed! He figures Schwarz for a big Schwarzer Noodle and not only is it a tiny thing, there are virtually no balls. It's probably from all his weight-lifting days. That body-builder must have really surprised the Kennedy/Shriver wife."
Another disappointment was Larry Craig.
"I don't know why he's out there tapping feet unless he's trying to get the thing further out of his stomach!"
So who's the winner?
"Well, you've probably guessed it by the people suddenly following him around and his recent popularity. It's Jim Bunning, the Senator from Kentucky, who used to be a jock for the Detroit Tigers baseball team. Man is he a whopper. Been keeping it to himself, the sly dog. But he has the happiest wife in the Senate, say most, who can't figure out why."
"In 1996 he was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Now he's been inducted into the "Lowest Urinal Needed" Hall of Fame. We refer to him here as "Gunning Jim Bunning!"
