Timeless headlines revealed

Funny story written by Alexandria177

Monday, 26 October 2009

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"Different timeline, same shit." says CrossTime engineer.

Capitol City, North American Confederacy - CrossTime travellers to the region known some times as the United States at any time between the 1950s and 2050s are given the same briefing as to what headlines they can expect to see.

In the International news, "Mideast peace talks continue".

In the National news, "Supreme Court decision prompts controversy".

In the State news, "Governor investigated for corruption."

In the local news, "School board ruling creates protest."

Yes, time travellers would be well advised to remember these, for they are the only things you'll need to know when going back to this era.

The Middle East is always having peace talks because the parties with truth on their side are small and weak, and the oppressors are backed by the United States.

The Supreme Court's decisions are always controversial because they always say the opposite as to what the Constitution says.

The governor of a state is always being investigated for corruption because why else would someone run for it?

The school board always creates protest because the forced education of children can do nothing but.

This has been a public service announcement from CrossTime Incorporated.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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