"You can U-Green If You Want To" (Margaret Thatcher)

Funny story written by Tcoah

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

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It wears off after a while

In the Obama administration "ultra-green" is the new manna from heaven, the new mantra, the replacement of "ultra-violet".

But there's no room for Fox (or friends), no first amendment, no second amendment and gosh darn it, no such thing as US citizenship.

But plenty of room for Marxist Mao stuff.

This is more than naughty in my eyes, because it took a LOT of work to get USC.

$$$$ ("dosh" in British) to pay U.S. government fees, lots of elbow-grease expended on filling in complex forms, getting paper work together, and watching the "Green Card" movie starring Gérard Depardieu and Andie MacDowell.

After watching that movie I was so down that my face turned a shade of green.

At the USC interview at the U.S. Embassy in London I was so nervous I tipped a soda-drink all over myself.

Then I forgot what toothpaste I used and stood there like a trembling green jelly.

"Where is the 'green room'," I thought - where I could wash the coke off that fell out of my trembling hands? Some smoothing 'Green Sleeves' music to calm trembling nerves.

My Welsh mama went through the same thing, but at least for her the forms were PDF fillable forms.

How green were we who struggled so hard to get USC?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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