Written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 28 July 2009

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Who is the fairest of them all

Seven people were arrested and appeared in court today on terrorism charges. The seven arrested were all dwarfs including Doc, Grumpy, Bashful, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy and Dopey.

Doc was first in the dock followed by the others. Grumpy was furious that they were being accused of terrorism claiming it was a big mistake. Bashful just hid his face. Happy said he would be happy to explain everything and went on to say they got lots of explosives to use in their diamond mine.

At night sleepy was left in charge of looking after the explosives but fell asleep. Sneezy sneezed so loudly that it attracted the attention of a policeman who was passing by. The policeman asked what they were going to use the explosives for and Dopey said they were going to blow up everything and thats how we got here.

Snow White turned up as a witness and explained everything so the charges were dropped (not the explosive charges) Snow White said the wicked queen tried to frame them but everything is going to be all White now.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Terrorism




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