Rear Vice Admiral Morse Calls Off QM2 Transatlantic Trip

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Sunday, 7 June 2009

image for Rear Vice Admiral Morse Calls Off QM2 Transatlantic Trip
HMS Buggerall - About To Resurface In Below Decks II

South Carolina based nautical hero, Rear Vice Admiral Morse, one time captain of HMS Buggerall out of the port of Bristol today called off a planned trip to Europe on the QM2, where he would have tracked down some Norwegian and German ancestors.

Rear Vice Admiral Morse revealed exclusively to that he couldn't go on the trip with a clear conscience.

"I thought it through, and I couldn't go ahead with it," Morse said. "It was always going to be an emotional journey, tracing my ancestors and revisiting the Buggerall in Portsmouth dockyard with my beloved wife. But what really killed the trip was the millions of E-mails imploring me to start work on the Spoof pirate saga, Below DecksII. It's not so much that Spielberg and the Dali Lama have been bugging me to do it. I just think I owe it to the fans. Sorry Europe."

Below Decks II is currently a germ within a seed which may or may not come to fruition. Everybody's waiting for Morse...

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more