Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 29 April 2009

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Opus Dei harlot Gangswine is a GOP toxic mess

Washington AC/DC - (TheoCon Ass Mess): GOP Prince of Darkness Richard Perle and his firstborn bastard son the Papal PA Monsignor Georg Gangswine are the main suspects behind a worldwide WHO Swine Fever cover-up it has emerged.

Gangswine was DNA tested recently by CIA geneticists and found to carry an identical Leukotriene B4 receptor and Leukotriene B4 receptor 2 gene inherited from his Opus Dei-pupeteer father and sometime Bush Administration Defense Policy Board Advisory Committee CEO.

The cover-up was personally ordered by George W Bush who leaned the LoneStar Premium Brands Corp(se) energy drink factory of Katy, Texas - manufacturer of the B4 (trademark) energy drink known locally as Hogswill.

A spokesman for the Federal Emergency Management Agency said today that privately Gangswine devotes much time and energy to playing hardball with Roger Federer (ie. tennis), skiing with Brit Olympic slalom champion-I-think-not Eddie the Eagle and flying airplanes around Lower Manhattan on 9/11.

Cardinal John Eagan is a rabid nutter.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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