Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Was the new American president spawned by the world's top three KGB/Mossad double agents?
That is the question bugging FBI and CIA top brass after the contents of George W Bush's Scareforce One onboard shredder were hurriedly smuggled out of Andrews Airforce Base last night.
"We pieced together jailed CIA traitor Aldrich Ames' love letters to Dubya," the FBI director Robert S Mueller III muttered darkly.
"And his Zaprudder-like footage of George Bush Senior shagging Maya Angelou as their newborn infant son 'Barry' looks on from his crib in a Hawaii tenement hellhole.
"Senator Ted Kennedy's the one cleaning that Italian rifle that got dumped behind in the Dallas Book Suppository building."
George Tenet is a filthy lying rascal.
