Written by LRusso

Thursday, 23 October 2008

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Nancy Grace - just a face?

Earlier today while preparing for her nightly show on CNN and apparently during discussion with Larry Kobilinkski about the forensic evidence in the Casey Anthony case, Nancy Grace's head spun around and flew across the room. Narrowly missing an intern who was tied to his chair.

For years there has been speculation that Nancy does not have a lower body. Fueling this speculation is the rumor that Nancy Grace was not actually pregnant with her twins but instead had them carried to term in frequent Guest Susan Moss' lower lip. This makes the breaking news of a headless Nancy Grace even more provocative since it would appear that as of this morning she is just a torso with a very shiny blouse.

Our cameras found Nancy Grace Producer Natisha Lance in front of the Anthony house moments after the news of Nancy's head was released and her immediate response appeared to be a whoop! followed by the Macarena.

Nancy's head did not return our calls requesting comment but a statement released by CNN this afternoon thanked the public for it's concern and assured Nancy Grace's audience that whether or not Nancy's head returned to the show, the sun would still rise tomorrow morning.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Nancy Grace

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