Off-Shore Drilling Is Coming

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 18 September 2008

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SS Dental Floss Queen

According to the association of American Dentists, off-shore drilling will begin in late November of this year.

A group of three Pensacola dentists, headed by Dr. Tyrell F. Gumbocker said that they have leased a 200-ft yacht, "The Dental Floss Queen." He added that he and his fellow associates had been thinking about off-shore drilling since way before Cindy McCain even started having all of that cosmetic work done.

The doctors are booked way into April of 2009, and one reported that business is so heavy that we had to turn down Heidi Klum, Los Lonely Boys, the Miami Dolphins football team, San Antonio Spurs star Tony Parker (Eva Longoria's husband),and Bonnie Hunt.

SOURCE: Noreen Naffaletino, 24 (dental office receptionist)

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