Written by Pointer

Monday, 16 June 2008

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RepublicanTexas Oilman, Claytie Williams is a McCain fundraiser who once ran against famous Texas Governor Ann Richards. It was during that campaign that the man who has raised thousands for McCain talked of heading, hoofing and dragging his opponent in the dirt.

When the McCain campaign found out about these remarks they called William's mansion where a big McCain fundraiser was planned.

Campaign chairperson, Addey Tothe-Elderly is said to have reminded Williams that his valuable advice might have been more useful if Hillary had won the Democratic Nomination but that now they needed something more relevant to combat Obama.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: John McCain

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