Presidential Race to be determined by Rock, Paper, Scissors

Funny story written by Jim Montana

Thursday, 12 June 2008

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After the last two elections and the long Democratic nominating process, people close to Barrack Obama and John McCain disclosed the the two have agreed to a game of rock, paper, scissors to determine the next president.

The two candidates apparently had a conversation over the weekend and this was the topic, initially Sen. Obama suggested a game of Twister but Sen McCain expressed fears of dislocating his hip for the tenth time.

"People are sick of the election process they have lost faith in it," Sen. McCain said at a event held in Death Valley on Tuesday.

The two will square off on election night live on ABC in a two out of three contest, if there is still no clear winner the election will be decided in sudden death during a duel that night.

The WWE had offered for the two to square off in a steel cage however concerns arose about if John McCain could in fact get into the ring or not.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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