Google announced today that it would remove the term "Omarosa" from its search results. Google complained that its loyal customer base has threatened to start using MSN or Excite and a group of investors have threatened to short Google's IPO stock, if her name is not dropped from search engine results.
Google's CEO told writer Kungfu Iceskater, "If that woman fucks around with my billion dollar IPO, I will fuck her like an Iraqi in an American prison!" Irate Google CEO continued " I will blast her harder than a radical extremist with a vibrating bomb up his ass!"
It took us a little while to reach Omarosa who has filed a lawsuit against all of the world's search services citing use of her name without iron-clad permission but when asked to comment, Omarosa said, "Don't you know, I am the new Google spokesperson. What is Google anyway? Can someone get me my best friend Jessica Simpson?"
