Christian Chavez is not gay says latina from San Diego

Funny story written by Vanessa Ramirez

Friday, 4 April 2008

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Christian Chavez, a singer for the Mexican pop group RBD, has announced that he is not gay after photographs of him kissing a sexy hot chick were splashed on the internet.

"I don't want to keep on lying about it, I met a girl who is so hot that she made me straight again" Chavez said in a statement posted on the group's Web site Thursday. "I feel bad for not having shared this with all my fans before, as they are the ones that worry but it is ok now. I am not gay anymore."

The girl has been identified as Tiffany Sanchez and she is quite a hottie. Best friend Vanessa Ramirez said "We hang out a lot and head down town to clubs together. I saw her and Christian kissing and necking. I like him but I don't date Mexican men anymore."

Christian told everyone he was gay last year, obviously he hadn't been to San Diego and seen us girls!

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