Verichip is to Replace Real ID

Funny story written by a5of20borg

Thursday, 20 March 2008

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The Verichip is a standard 14-pin DIL package.

Crappers; State need to complied with real ID and many states had rejects real ID as being to expensive. Other states asked for an extension until 2011.

The US Homeland Security has taken to long to come out the regulations for the real ID. Now we are stuck without any way to get a proper ID card.

Now the US government has a new program to receive the Verichip. It will be law by may 15 to present a real ID to work, open a bank account, receive social security, Take a loan out, Get food stamps, or get into Federal building.

States who rejects real ID will not be able to work, Collect social Security, board airplanes, or enter federal buildings until they prove that you are who you are!

This means that you must get the Verichip injected into your right hand or forehead. If you think that your passport will get you into work, think again. Unless your passport has an electronic chip in the passport, you will not be allowed to work.

In order to get the Verichip, you need to sign an agreement that you must be royal to the US federal government. Also you must worship an image of a great world leader that coming soon. Also the price of the chip is $1400.00 per chip and another $300.00 to administer the chip into your hand. Also there is a $50.00 for the doctor.

Also you need to denounce any crazy insane beliefs you have.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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