People's #1 Fear

Written by Andrew Lawrence

Thursday, 27 September 2007

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The #1 fear of people throughout the world has always been public speaking. According to the latest Giddyup Poll, because of stupidity and superstition, the #1 fear of people throughout the world is now the fear of PUBIC speaking. Why anyone would be afraid of their genitals saying something is beyond comprehension.

A spokesperson for the Association of Nether Regions, Harry B. Low, says, "So far we have no record of anyone's pubes making a speech."

In addition, according to the Ancient and Modern Languages Department at Oxford University, there is not now, and never has been, a documented language used by human genitals to communicate verbally.

Nonetheless, in an irrational and fearful world, in spite of all the evidence and reassurance, the #1 fear in the world is now pubic speaking.

copyright 2007 Andrew Lawrence

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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