Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - NASA has decided to call it quits with the Space Shuttles. They sold them for $15 at an auction.
One of the Shuttles has been converted into a trailer home and is occupied by trailer trash folks at nearby Paradise Trailer Park Colony in Cocoa Beach.
The other two shuttles have been converted into restaurants. One is now the Waffle King on Dixie Highway in Titusville and the other is owned by Burger World on A1A in Sebastian Beach Florida.
Wynona Mae Jackson who sports an A & W Root Beer waitress hairdoo was smacking away on some bubble gum as she explained how she just loved working in the shuttle. "Heck yea, I'm as happy as a turd in a puch bowl or a chigger in a wood pile working here inside this here space ship", she said. "Its just hard gettin used to that new fangled toilet thingy that's a lot different that the port-o-pot we had outside our last Waffle King building".
Inside Burger World twelve year old Justin Mckee was busy busy with his finger up his nose diggin for gold as we approached him. He quickly wiped it off on the bottom of the rotating stool that he sat on. "Golly, this is the funnest burger joint I ever ate in" said the 310 pound boy. "It makes me feel just like one of them astronauts. It'd be much more realistic if they gave us a free adult diaper like them astronauts wear when they drive their cars across country when they go a-stalkin, he said". Well alrighty then, Justin, enjoy your meals our reporter said as she scooted off in the direction of the door.
NASA says it will be up to the astronauts on the Space Station to find their own way home. The astronauts said they were not worried one bit about that. They plan on returning to Earth on board the Russian Soyuz return vehicle attached to the Space Station as soon as their supply of liquor runs out.
