Craig Says Police Are All Liars

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Sunday, 2 September 2007


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Boise, Idaho (IP) - Our Washington reporter received a message indicating that Republican Senator Jeff Craig hates police officers. Thanks to them he has lost his job.

Craig has so much class that he has to look for sex in public bathrooms. His wife just does not cut it anymore. Just look at her. She is no longer that pretty young thing he married long ago. The old gray mare she just ain't what she used to be.

Craig is a graduate from Mark Foley High School. That is where he learned all of his tricks and also how to buy a trick. They also taught him to just flash his congressional I.D. card when he gets caught flashing something else. After you flash your congressional I.D. card you boldly say "What do you think about that ?" which really means : just look at me - I am a mighty congressman. I am better than you - you lowly police officer. I am your master. They will believe me and not you. I can ruin you and all other members of the under class with one phone call.

This same tactic was used during the Vietnam war. Not one son of any congressman died in battle during the Vietnam war. They simply told the local draft boards that they were congressman and their sons were not to be drafted. The same is true of most judges and rich folks in general.
War and prison is not for the wealthy master class.

Frankly this reporter has no respect for politicians and suspects many others don't either. This reporter is openly contemptuous of congressmaen and judges and presidents. I HEREBY OPENLY DECLARE CONTEMPT, WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE, AGAINST THE PIGS THAT OCCUPY THE WHITE HOUSE, CONGRESS, AND AGAINST MOST JUDGES. Yell that out at the top of your lungs - there, doesn't that feel good !!!???

Respect must be earned and does not come automatically with some title.

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