Written by SpaceElevator

Friday, 22 June 2007

image for Supreme Court says Adult Diapers not just for People with Bladder Control Issues

District of Columbia - Sending a strong signal to the nation, the Supreme Court yesterday ruled 7-to-2 that absorbent undergarments truly are no longer just for individuals who suffer from incontinence.

An excerpt from the Majority Opinion written by Chief Justice Roberts states: "Are we not all capable to decide when and where we choose to wear Depend-style (copyright) products? I, myself, am wearing them right now. My colleague prefers to wear them during long sporting events. They are ideal on roadtrips and when fly-fishing. Not to mention while visiting Times Square on New Year's Eve."

The Minority Opinion written by Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg simply asked: "Where is that smell coming from?"

American Port-O-Potty Association (APOPA) President Duncan Hiney reacted to the news with utter discontent.

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Topics: Diapers, Depends

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