Written by queen mudder

Friday, 15 June 2007

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Judge Walton says he hopes the Veep's got his new pacemaker in place before he takes action

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): District Court Judge Reggie B Walton has told the Feds that Dick Cheney is behind a series of death threats he has received just days after ordering Special Prosecutor Patrick FitzGerald's motion that Lewis Scooter Libby starts his 30 months jail sentence immediately.

"Cheney's ain't so dumb as to start on Fitzie yet because the White House ass is in a sling about Alberto Gonzales.

"But the Feds know all about what's going on and it could be a matter of days - maybe even hours! - before the Veep gets to feel the handcuffs on himself," Walton said today.

Libby has been found guilty of lying and obstructing an FBI investigation into the leaking of the CIA identity of Valerie Plame.

Some say he is a class act who took the rap for Cheney and Rove.

"I have received angry, harassing, mean-spirited Corrupt Bastards Club type of phone calls and messages," Walton confirmed today.

"They're trying to scare me, no doubt about it.

"But the Feds, Fitzie and I have a plan that we're very relaxed about putting into motion.

"Sure hoope Cheney's got that new pacemaker fitted before I lose patience with all the death threats!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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