Washington - (Ass Mess): President George Bush was reported to be 'thrilled and amazed' after completing a jigsaw puzzle that wife Laura gave him for his 60th birthday that depicted the couple's two pooches Barney and Miss Beasley.
"The President is especially delighted to have finished the puzzle in just under one year," White House shock-jock Tony Snow told the assembled Press Corpse this morning.
"The jigsaw came with specific instructions saying 'Up to eight years'.
"Well, our Commander in Chief took a mere twelve months from begining to end!
"Now that's what we here at the White House call A Result!"