Written by Sal Manella

Monday, 4 June 2007

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Tony Tiger is taken from the animal shelter to the Tulsa County Courthouse for arraignment

Tony Tiger, the beloved feline ambassador of Frosted Flakes, has been arrested and charged with twenty-seven counts of first-degree murder. Tiger, it appears, had been keeping a deep, dark secret from the world. He was a serial killer.

Tiger reportedly traveled the country, searching for potential victims. As soon as he identified a likely target, he patiently stalked him or her and, when the time was right, attacked, lacerating the victim with his razor sharp claws and terminating the victim's life with a single bite to the neck.

Tony Tiger is currently being held without bail in the Tulsa County Animal Shelter, reportedly in solitary confinement, to protect the other inmates.

Sal Manella

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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