Washington - (Ass Mess): The US Justice Department has announced that a "career Justice Department prosecutor"
who was cited in press reports as one of Washington madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey's top clients has dropped dead from embarassment.
Rumors imediately spread saying it must be Alberto Gonzales or Ken Starr. But these were soon quashed as both men appeared more or less alive and normal at last night's White House State Dinner for Queen Elizabeth.
Karl Rove's department then allegedly hyped the original press reports with a wild statement claiming the official "had been dead for nearly three years," ha ha.
The US media has enjoyed itself immensely saying that Palfrey's client list reads like a Who's Who in NASA, the Pentagon, Wall Street and Capitol Hill.
But the full list has yet to be published and Palfrey remains sitting pretty...but tight lipped too.
Her attorney is now demanding full Justice Department disclosure of what role if any this dead Judge had in prosecuting Palfrey on federal charges of running a prostitution ring out.
Alberto Gonzales is 69.
