Blacksburg - (Rioters): President Bush has blamed too much gratuitious TV violence for today's student massacre at Virginia Tech where a lone gunman killed at least 32 students before committing suicide.
"There's too much violence on TV that our kids 's watchin'," he told American viewers.
"Ah think it's influencin' them.
"Every day ya switch it on and whaddya see? Countless acts of senseless killins. Random shootins. People dead in the streets. Bodies everywhere.
"That's why we went to help the 'Raqi people. Show 'em right from wrong. The Muricsn Way.
"And that's why I say every Murican has his Constitutional right to buy a hand gun. To defend himself.
"These killers they're killin' our kids with their random acts of mindless violence.
"That's why I want every Murican parent to make sure their kids can defend themselves at school.
"A simple handgun in the lunchbox couldda prevented the Virginia Tech mascacre today.
"Truss me on this one and God Bless Murica".
