Cops tie underwear thief to haul of panties

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 27 March 2007

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One cup size fits all even fetishist Flaherty

Pullman, Washington - (Ass Press): Police are congratulating themselves afer successfully tying a 24 year old underwear fetishist to a haul of 1500 women's undergarments after a relentless undercover operation lasting many weeks.

Garth M Flaherty is still under investigation to discover how he managed to acquire his trophy haul.

Some reports say he is a highly inventive lothario who managed to seduce some 1000 women during a cold snap during the winter before making off with his conquest mementoes.

Less flattering stories say he worked at a laundromat and stole out of boredom before parading his swag to envious pals.

Photographs of him modelling some of the garments appeared on a website leading to a police sting that finally nailed him. Two women officers then posed as lonesome twosome enthusiasts and easily lured him with satelitte-bugged brassieres.

Flaherty expressed astonishement when nicked.

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