Ronald McDonald’s Wormy Woe: A Fast-Food Fiasco
A police report shared with us by officer Fry regarding a freak happening at the local McD’s is summarized below:
Ronald McDonald’s iconic look—bright red wig, yellow jumpsuit, and striped sleeves—was once a beacon of joy. But after devouring Mayor McCheese’s “McWorm Delights,” his COVID vax kicked into overdrive. The meal-worms mutated him, and his polka-dotted tie sprouted tentacles. In one horrifying moment, captured by a trembling Fry Guy, Ronald’s painted smile stretched into a jagged, toothy maw—his once-cheery face now a nightmare under the red wig. His oversized shoes scuttled as he waved his six-fingered hands, still clad in those striped sleeves, while Grimace fled in terror. It took a kid with a slingshot and decaf beans to stop the clown’s rampage, leaving Ronald mostly normal… but with a tie that still twitches.
