Murphy, NC - The KKK is calling it quits. Grand Wizard Cleetus JoeBob Jacksin told reporters that after 100 years of KKK activities there is no need for their work anymore.
He said many African-American blacks are carrying out the work of the Klan by doing the very work the Klan did for years. He cited drive by shootings and crack related deaths and the never ending black on black genocide in Africa as reasons for the demise of his group. He even went as far as to say that they were still selling each other as slaves in some parts of Africa.
"Why should decent God fearing white folks have to get their hands dirty when the very people we tried to oppress are doing a great job of it themselves?", he asked.
Asked about his thoughts on Obama running for president he responded with a tasteless joke, "Did you hear that Obama was dropping out of the presidential race? - they found nude pictures of his mom in National Geographic." I told him that Obama's mother is white and he answered by saying he didn't care and that "most of his friends do not delve into these types of issues deep enough to find things like this out."
As I looked around Murphy I noticed there were few dark skinned folks and I asked Mr. Jacksin if he hired blacks at his car dealership. He said he was forced to hire them but if they had a name other than Johnny, Bill, George, Ted, Richard, etc., that he would not hire them.
What names don't you like a reporter asked him. He said, "Names like Robitussin, Leroy, Lucretia, Escalade, Latreena, Tyrone, Lavernius, Keyshawn, Priest, Lawyer, Poet, Niqueesha, and Yolanda." He also stated he would not hire whites with long hair nor whites with any parts of their bodies pierced. We just want normal, decent, God fearing folks here.
I wondered if he needed any employees at all since there were only two cars on the whole lot and neither one of them had two tires of the same brand on them...
Later we visited the giant flea markets on highway 64 and noticed that the Klan robes were fetching hundreds of dollars. I asked the owner who is buying all of those robes and I was astonished to find out it was gang members from the big cities. The gangs were going to stain the robes black and adopt them as their new threads.
