NBC's popular series, To Catch a Predator, found the tooth fairy invading children's sleeping space on a recent production.
It seems the television crew was taping a episode of the show when to their amazement a small flying creature with pointy ears appeared hovering over children's beds with a quarter in it's hand. The creature was fumbling around the pillows of the bed doing something suspicious.
Producers and crew found this occurrence extremely disturbing.
The shows host, Chris Hansen was mortified when he realized an imp had shown up unannounced to their taping.
Following is some transcripts from the show:
The crew walks in and suprises the Tooth Fairy
Chris Hansen: So, what exactly do you think you're doing here?Tooth Fairy: Bringing the children joy and happiness
Chris Hansen: And...do you bring the children happiness often?
Tooth Fairy: Only when I feel they need me.
Chris Hansen: Exactly how long have you been bringing the children "joy"?
Tooth Fairy: Well my entire life. That's what I do I'm the Tooth Fairy
Chris Hansen: I've heard it before buddy. I just have to tell you I'm Chris Hansonn with Dateline NBC
Tooth Fairy: Dateline NBC finally I can come out of hiding
From there the conversation goes from ridicules to the sublime.
Police outside were ill prepared to apprehend a formless, disappearing imp, fairy
The Tooth Fairy is currently on the FBI's ten most wanted list,
If you think you know the whereabouts of the Tooth Fairy you should not try to apprehend the suspect but should instead contact local authorities.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Dec 10 2006
