Written by Auntie Jean

Monday, 8 December 2014

Rockets are almost all operated by setting fire to blue touch paper at their bases, Dr. Steven Hawkins told a meeting of Russian MILFS (Members of the Institute for Loggng Flying Saucers) at NASA Public Relations Department, Cape Canaveral yesterday.

"All the rocket science ever needed by rocket scientists had already been provided by the 1950s," he told the assemblage.

"It's quite obvious to anyone, when you watch a rocket, substances inside it burn, the hot smoke pushes the rocket up, what rocket science do you need to understand that?"

Dr. Hawkins explained to the MILFS, "the reason that the rockets are so useful in outer space is that there is no air, and they carry their own, unlike jets which need air.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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