Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 14 May 2014

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Seven years the Pentagon couldn't find the hero's file

Washington DC - With Siamese Twin brother, joined close to the hip since birth but largely inoperable according to vets.

Today it was his turn for the big gong, the Medal of Honor, imbuing President Obama with lots of self worth.

"You fought side by side, so to speak," Obama said placing a garrotte-like precious ribbon around the soldier's neck to a volley of thunderous Pentagon applause.

"Mr President, what can I say?" the hero responded.

"Apart from war really sucks and it's seven years since since I stuck my neck out in a Taleban hellhole where all my pals were being blown to bits."

Respect, brother, respect.

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