Curse of the Kennedys as Kerry Cuomo's Ecuador millions pipedream goes down the pan

Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 19 October 2013

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The scene at Lago Agrio, Ecuador this weekend

New York - "Looks like Kerry's sleepwalked right into a massive pile of toxic Ecuadorean shit," leading Professor of Somnambulism Studies Dr Einstein Flintstone said this weekend commenting on ditsy human frights activist and self-publicising Ambien aficionado Kerry Kennedy Cuomo's chances of raking it in big time from a fraudulent Amazonbotch judgement.

An avaricious cheerleader for the massive Ecuadorean pollution scam orchestrated by Manhattan shyster lawyer Steven Donziger Kerry had been hoping for a $5 to $10 million payout from a corrupt $19 billion judgement secured in 2011 against US energy giant Chevron.

All that's now unraveling as a New York Southern District judge hears what's been described as a stupefying shakedown of US super major Chevron in a racketeering and corruption lawsuit against Steven Donziger.

This weekend sources close to the fatuous mouthpiece said Kennedy Cuomo had famously featured in a pro-Amazonbotch TV promo wearing an immaculate $50,000 white silk designer suit with matching boots and other accessories [to the crime? - 'Ed'] right next to a large gelatinous pool of glistening black crude.

With not a speck of the black stuff was anywhere to be seen about her as she whined on and on about the 'crimes' of Chevron.

It made great eco-TV until someone pointed out the oil had actually been dumped there by Ecuador's national energy company PetroEcuador. Yeah.

This weekend Kerry's said to be praying hard on her hands and knees that the Lord will intervene and smite down wicked Chevron's attorneys in the RICO lawsuit before Judge Lewis Kaplan.

"It's not what she usually does on her hands and knees at night time, heheh," Flintstone added, "wanna see pics of Kerry at an Arkansas Hog Roast picking crinkly pube hairs out from in between her teeth?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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