Kim Jong un is to change his name to Caligula

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Tuesday, 3 December 2013

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After buying Caligula's Roman Palace ruin on the Isle of Capri with a phone bid of 330 million Won, the fruitcake formerly known as Kim Jong un said this morning that as soon as the Western Union transfer is authorised he will move into the ruin and promote himself to God status. The self deluded megalomaniac said I will be like Tiberius or Caligula, the most evil man in history.

But my name will be Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus Kim which was Caligula's real name. I will open a huge Coliseum and feed Americans to the lions. Then I will get some more Americans and make Russel Crow wear a little skirt and kill them.

Then I will be able to continue having sex with my relatives and strange men like Caligula did and I will have a horse in the government instead of me, but I don't know whether anyone would notice.

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