Big Bird flies over Romney speech---SPLAT!

Funny story written by b kenneth mcgee

Tuesday, 9 October 2012

No one could tell it was coming yesterday afternoon at a Mitt Romney rally in Virginia. The Associated Press is reporting the crowd and the candidate looked up when they heard a giant "swish" in the air above the stadium. As the crowd and the candidate stared upwards and Romney's mouth went agape a big yellow bird flew over and in a pigeonesque fashion, let fly.

To the candidates credit he continued his speech with his usual smile even while retching. A reporter from The New York Times was heard to remark to a colleague, "Good ole Mitt, you gotta give him credit. It didn't change his stump speech one iota and he kept his accounting principles to the very end: Last in ---first out."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more