Written by Your truthiness

Saturday, 29 September 2012

In a surprise admission, Mitt Romney let it loose today at when speaking at a small town rally in Ohio.

When asked about the 47% percent and his negative comments, he smirked, then chucked under his breath.

If truth be told, and I always do tell the truth, it's not only the 47% I don't care for, I out and out hate the 99% and though I only relate to the 1%, there's a whole slew of them I don't like either. In fact, I'm no prize either and virtually make myself sick.

The stunned audience looked on in silence.

But then again, I hate Obama too, he continued.

The audience immediately forgot his first statements and cheered gleefully.

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Topics: Mitt Romney




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