Drunken Dad Asks Son to Drive Home Ferrari after Disneyland Visit and Is Praised by Police

Written by El Presidente

Tuesday, 3 July 2012

A Father who asked his son to drive his Ferrari after drinking too much during a father/son visitation spent at Disneyland says he has no regrets and police are actually praising him.

Todd Bueller says he drank too much wine with his lunch during a visit to the Florida resort and did not feel as if he was able to drive, especially his brand new Ferrari.

It was then shocked fellow diners saw Bueller toss his keys to son Bobby saying "You drive!"

"We were shocked" explained Betty and Billy Madds "I mean it is a brand new Ferrari and the guy, obviously drunk just hands the keys to his son! We could not believe our eyes."

Police though have praised Bueller.

An Orlando PD spokesman said "We applaud this decision, Mr. Bueller was obviously over the drink and drive limit and of course he had a brand new vehicle he did not want to damage, I think anyone would have done the same thing in his position."

Bobby Bueller is not sure why there is so much fuss "I love driving Daddy's car! It is just awesome and better than riding my bike and playing with toy cars, I hope Daddy gets drunk again so I can drive him around some more!" said the 34 year old post office worker.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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