FEMA Camps Just A Coverup

Funny story written by Spicewood

Saturday, 26 May 2012

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Documents recently released revealed that so-called FEMA Concentration Camps actually were being used by underground movie producers to film pornographic movies. Joe Conforte, long time Nevada brothel owner, and more recently owner of the Mustang Ranch was coordinating the entire operation from his secluded Argentina home. Denis Hof, Hugh Hefner and fomer Vice President Al Gore were also involved in the creation and operation of these facilities.

When contacted in Argentina by a UPS reporter, Conforte stated, "The dumb public will believe anything we want them to. They have no idea what is going on. Concentration camps, who came up with that dumb idea. Hef mentioned something about what they might believe, but who would have thought they were that gullible. All those damn black tubs they were worried about were used to sneak the girls and equipment in and out."

Reportedly, the revenue from the movies is paying FEMA for the facilities and there is no cost to the taxpayers for any of the concentration camps, much like the wheelchair commercial states, "At no cost to me."

One big boost to the operation came with the acquisition of "stimulus" money from the Obama administration. A the three billion dollar, non-repayable loan, accelerated their expansion plans and gave the organization the capital needed to complete their goals.

The next time you watch a porn film, give a silent thanks to the government for supplying all of the facilities around the country where they were able to film in absolute seclusion.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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