Herman Cain 6-6-6 Plan

Written by Winston Smith

Sunday, 25 September 2011

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Herman Cain Hits Bullseye In Florida

Orlando,FL--- Fighting back from obscurity Herman Cain, former President of the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City, has won the Florida Republican Presidential straw poll.

One of the keys to his success was the promotion of his 6-6-6 plan. The 6-6-6 plan is Herman Cain's recovery plan for America and consists of a six percent tax on all income, a six percent tax on the the remainder and then a six percent tax on the left-overs deducted six days a week.

When Mitt Perry and Rick Romney initially protested that the plan should correctly be called the 6-6-6-6 plan Herman Cain said,"I just like the sound of three sixes together and so do my boys at the Federal Reserve."

"We started out with a 9-9-9-9 plan but then Ben told me that there were not enough days in the week for that one so we rolled it back, just like at Walmart."

After the debate Perry and Romney enthusiastically promised to include the 6-6-6 plan in their platforms since Herman Cain received applause upon its introduction. Perry and Romney went even further, stating that they would make the 6-6-6 plan permanent by writing it with indelible ink.

At the end of the voting Cain, Perry and Romney rushed off to a million-dollar-a-plate fundraiser hosted by Lew Siffer, a multi-trillionaire investor, at his sprawling mansion called BillDurburger. It was rumored that President Obama was also invited and would be attending.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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