Isle of Wight News - Flying Teacups Over Solent

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Monday, 29 August 2011

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Rare Teacup Sighting

Residents of Newtown were treated to an unusual spectacle over the weekend as a series of unidentified flying objects were seen hovering over The Solent.

Longtime resident Emma Sandstrom, eighty-three of Dovercourt Crescent, says this was no ordinary UFO sighting.

"We are used to the regular saucers and such which are as common as a stray dog around here on clear nights but this was none of that."

"This was a strange craft with silver accent lines and dots, more of a vessel than a saucer in my mind.'

"The words that come to mind is teacup, fine bone china, classic Precious Platinum series by Royal Doulton to be exact."

"You may think I'm daft but just last year my sister Joanne was visiting and we saw the same sort of craft come flying directly west-to-east one evening followed by what appeared to be a thirty-six ounce teapot with silver details on a white body that rotated over it as they both hovered overhead, possibly refueling it."

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