Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 11 August 2011

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These were rejected by the UK judges, "much to harsh for the morons," they claimed!

The UK rioters and looters who have been caught by the police are being fast-tracked through the courts because UK jails prisons are over-filled with the scum.

The judges have decided on the perfect sentence for the naughty boys and girls being caught nicking flat-line TV's and other goodies after ransacking and ruining many storekeepers existences.

The sentence is to be a "six of the best" spanking at local schools. Headmasters have been told to get their dusty canes down from the lofts, and give them a good waxing.

The first looters have been arriving at local secondary schools that have been opened extra although it is the summer recess and many headmasters on holiday have returned because they just couldn't miss the chance of giving the morons a taste of real discipline.

Some looters begged the judges to send them to prison for a couple of weeks R & R after the stresses of looting and rioting instead of the cane treatment, because a couple of weeks in a local prison is similar to two weeks at a Holiday Camp. The judges are remaining strict and are refusing such requests.

Thousands of red-eyed and red-bummed yobs can now be seen exiting the school gates and red-cheeked, happy headmasters are glad to be of service to their country and Queen.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: London Riots

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