Rumours are circulating out of the North Wales Island of Anglesy (Yr Mon) that Prince William is gathering a band of loyal subjects to march on London to take the throne. An unnamed person close to the Prince said
"What looked like an innocent naming of a RNLI boat was the first war council meeting."
He went on saying:
"The Prince is now known on the Island as William ap Charles or Tywysog y Bobl (The peoples Prince) and is only speaking in Welsh. His wife to be has apparently severed all ties with her family and friends calling them invaders."
A spokesman for the palace has denied there is a rift between William and the rest of the family but as a precaution an army will march to Ludlow.
