Written by Ellis Ian Fields

Thursday, 14 October 2010

image for British Shipping Danger as Lighthouse Subsidy Is Cut

British ships faces being left in the dark when they approach hazardous Irish waters, it is feared.

As a result cost-cutting exercises, the UK Government is reducing payments to the Commissioners of Irish Lights (CIL). The annual subsidy has been paid since 1921 and is expected to be £9.1 million next year.

But if the cut goes ahead, lighthouses in Irish waters will be switched off when approached by British shipping.

Said Patrick O'Fleecem: "It's an unfortunate development, so it is. But there it is - we can't be providing a service that hasn't been paid for.

"To be sure, we'll be lightin' 'em up for other countries. But when a Brit ship comes looking to pass our rocks and shoals, they'll be on their own."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sailing, Lighthouse




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