'No Wee No Fee' Treatment for Bladder Problems Announced

Written by Xavier

Monday, 4 October 2010

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The private medical firm HealthDosh has announced a wonderful new treatment for people suffering urine retention.

Urine retention is a common problem whereby however hard you try you cannot wee. The NHS is not allowed to offer treatment because NICE, the government money saving department don't rate the problem as important.

The new treatment guarantees to clear up all bladder problems and it is claimed it can cure urine retention with two days.

The cost of the treatment is £231.63; but so sure are HealthDosh of their remarkable cure - they are offering the treatment on a 'No Wee - No fee' basis.

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