In an interview with armfeetandtoe, The Big Yin confessed to being English and proud of it!
"I have, for many years, been living with this terrible secret, and it was only with the help of my wife, Pamela a world renoun Psychiatrist, that I am able to come clean and finally face the truth.
"I was born in Windsor, the son of a Barrister, my mother was the Queens dresser, and my real name is, Boris Johnson.
"My education started at Eaton and ended at Camford University. I am in fact, a Nuclear Scientist".
Asked why he chose to become a world famous comedian, writer, broadcaster, Actor and musician, the Big Yin replied; "Gosh, that's wonderful of you darling, I suppose it was a passion for recognition fame and money, although, mummy and daddy are stinking rich. Have you read my wind swept and interesting books?"
At this point, Pamela entered the room, and seeing Billy in some distress said; "Oh shit! I forgot to bring him outa the hypnosis! 1-2-3: ok, you're awake Bill!"
We asked Billy if he was okay to continue with the interview and he stated; "Get te fuk ya mamby pamby fukin parasites"!
